The last time we had turkey, my wife said, "I've plucked it and stuffed it. All you have to do is kill it and put in the oven.."

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...