I want to be placed in a casket at the funeral home holding a sign that says, "What are you lookin;' at?!"
For an epitaph, I can't decide between "Pardon me for not rising" or "Buzz off!"
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This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy