My ribs hurt, and I'm crying with laughter. Why didn't Bobby post this? This is the funniest thing I've seen in months. I'd love to see the site it camefrom.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...