Nothing wrong with bodice ripping or pr0n, one can enjoy both or neither. The suggestion about testosterone levels was probably not entirely humorous though, even if meant that way. I have an old school chum who recently experienced a certain ennui shall we say. A visit to his MD, tests and a few injections later and he was waxing rhapsodic about the joys of renewed youth or some such. Mind you, I think his physician may be Dr. Nick from the Simpsons, but you probably have better health care over there. 

At any rate, whether its CPS, emotional maturity or glands, buying the wife flowers is always a good idea.  

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