Quote - Looks like it will be everyone with neural implants merged into a giant planetary hive mind, twittering, texting and sexting into oblivion.

Lol, my thoughts exactly.

It's hard enough to find somewhere where you can't hear distant cars or airplanes never mind willfully exposing oneself to the mental diarrhoea of ones friends and friends of friends.

By way of answering  Lucifer_the_dark:
to quote David Cameron, conservative party leader, UK (and I never thought I'd be doing that !! )
"The trouble with Twitter, the instantness of it – too many twits might make a twat."

" Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations."
-Monty Python