Terri, this is TOO funny! Not to mention cheesy! :'D. Hm... I still think the cheese-in-a-can has some intriguing possibilities... think of the headlines... "MAN ARRESTED AT JFK WHILE ATTEMPTING TO BOARD A FLIGHT TO PARIS WITH THREE CANS OF CHEDDAR CHEESE ON HIS PERSON" Ok, it's goofy, but you know, there could inherently be a 'variant' fork challenge on cheese forks? Or perhaps variations on wacky forks. You all make my life just so much more amusing. (so, anybody up to making a boolean cheese model with the metaball modeler?) --Nancy