I'm a Flordain (intentionally mispelled) but I found that pretty funny for the most part.

PS.  If you like Jeff Foxworthy, you might like Earl Pitts.

WARK!

Thus Spoketh Winterclaw: a blog about a Winterclaw who speaks from time to time.

 

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