"Because Mike 2 is far superior* to Dork in every way.  And I'll take the Pepsi challenge on that.  Also, I can get Mike 2 to look like me.  I can get Dork to look something vaguely resembling a human."

I disagree!  I believe that I remapped him too, but now I can't remember.
dph
PS: Oh yes, I did: The Thin Blue Line 
Dork has more character! ;=D

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