Quote - but...

the cake is a lie.

And besides, there is no spoon. That means you can't properly eat the ice cream with the cake, and that, IMO, is the best part.

I hate when all you get is a dinky piece of cake and a splotch of ice cream and a lame plastic fork to eat with so that you have to shovel it all in as fast as possible before the ice cream is too melted to scoop up so you don't end up licking the drippy stuff all over the plate and your mom starts asking if you were raised in a barn in front of all your friends and their making mooing and horsey noises while that girl with the cute freckle who said she would let you copy her homework but who you couldn't talk to at school because all your buddies would find out and then you'd never be able to--

Wait, where was I? Lost my train of thought...

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