Quote - As a side note, I often feel like hunting down and shooting vendors who stick textures on the eyeball/cornea parts.

Erm... a little more PC would be to just cross 'em off your shopping list.

Oh hang on... you're in Yorkshire. As you were, men. Go get 'em.

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)