"Protocol"
(by Izi and Biscuit)

Hey, Biscuit!
" sigh Yes, Izi? What is it now?"
Where are you, Biscuit?
"Don't be a fruitcake. I'm right here, talking to you."
You say that, Biscuit, but where are you really?
"Izi?"
Yes, Biscuit?
"Shutup."
Yes, Biscuit.

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"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)