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I hope someone gives you a spellchecker, NSG...

HAY fanks butt Ah gots a smel chekr an Ah uses dat thingy al da tim
Kant ya tel ha ha.

That is your problem.   A smell checker checks to see if you need to take a shower or not.  A spell checker checks to see if you spelled the words right.

Smell Checkers also check your clothing to see if they need to be washed yet or not.  They also check if your food is good or not.