I'm confused!  So is this the Real Sam Therapy and the other one the ex-friend, or is this perhaps the ex-friend, and the other one the REAL Sam Therapy?  Would the REAL Sam Therapy please stand up!
dph
PS: Not to be mean, but just how is it that you're not in jail after giving him a black eye.  In Israel, you'd at least be spending a night behind bars, and contemplating a day in court, and possibly prison on assault charges.  And no, justification and provocation would not be considered a defense.

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