Here is my entry for the contest.

Dysfunktional for me personally, is that a good man believes that killing himself will end the pain of the mistake of being nice to someone. They took his friendship and fashioned a weapon because he was honest about his feelings, everything was on the table, and her wager failed, so now she is punishing him with the legal court system. He will never trust another female, let alone allow himself to love one. He should have been a jerk, he should have been stronger and resisted his inherent giving personality, he should have not believed her as everything she said was a lie. Very serious characters flaw in this world, that will end in death.

So ladies, if yer out n about, see a cute guy with no ring, and ya strike up a convo and he says something like...'Sorry, but I'm legally bound not to persue anything with you as you might be lying or change your mind, and I can't afford that as I am legally inferiour to you..." He's right.