Quote -  I would just like to disagree on the whole curly hair thing.  Way too many curly, wavy, ridiculous fantasy hairstyles out there.  We need more contemporary, straight hairstyles thank you very much.

Apart from that I agree 100% to everything in the OP.

Ah, see, you included the description "Ridiculous" and "Fantasy" which is why so many curly hair options are useless.