Acadia opened this issue on May 07, 2006 · 140 posts
SamTherapy posted Fri, 02 July 2010 at 12:57 PM
A young guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want a pitcher with a shot of every bottle of anything you have. If there's any space left in there, fill it up with bourbon".
The bartender starts pouring the drinks and says to the guy, "Man, this is gonna be one expensive drink. You celebrating something?"
"Kinda", the young guy says, "my first blow job".
"Whoa", says the bartender, "I'da thought you'd have champangne."
"Well", replies the young guy, "I may do if I can get rid of the taste".
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.