Ralphie don' t care much about the bible, he doesn't read very often.

Lacking opposable thumbs, he finds turning pages too dreary for words.

And for those wiseguys about to mention dewclaws, Ralphie says dewclaws ain't no thumbs - just try to flip a coin with one!

Uh oh, there goes Ralphie.  I'm afraid the travails of humanity are all too easily forgotten when a squirrel runs past.

Lotus 123 ~ S-Render ~ OS/2 WARP ~ IBM 8088 / 4.77 Mhz ~ Hercules Ultima graphics, Hitachi 10 MB HDD, 64K RAM, 12 in diagonal CRT Monitor (16 colors / 60 Hz refresh rate), 240 Watt PS, Dual 1.44 MB Floppies, 2 button mouse input device.  Beige horizontal case.  I don't display my unit.