I tawt I taw a puddy tat, a cweepin' up on me.
I DID! I TAW A PUDDY T.....

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 

What's up, PhD?

Mice can't speak English, not with ANY kind of accent.
I will NOT be entertained by this utter nonsense, and neither should you.

(Amateur film critics are the worst kind of misanthropist, followed at some distance by salaried ones).

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)