So if my alien has his genitals in his hand, then he only need to wear gloves, correct?

Farscape? Go wash your mouth out with soap this very minute!!!!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...