Quote - Here's two fron Kansas
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats
No one may wear a bee in their hat

Good one
 
(Picking on Kansas) another  Kansas state law--When two trains meet on the same track, neither will proceed until the other has passed.  I wonder what the punishment is for violating this law.

Fog has been banned in Kansas since 1793.  Rumors are that any fog sneaking in will be flogged 99 times.  Jan