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From certain angles/distances, they look like strands, but they're actually triangles... and the curlier the hair, the more distorted it looks.

Are those the guide hairs?  If so, that is the problem.  You need to have the show populated checked.  Although you may very well, as I just tried to do a quick one.  I can't even get LuxPose to complete when exporting Dyn Hair.  It just errors out.