Quote - A few more goodies.

In England it's still on the statutes that every man over the age of fourteen must carry out two hours of longbow practice every day.
In the city of York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague. It's also against the law for a cab to carry a rabid dog or a corpse.
In France it is illegal to name your pig Napoleon. :lol:

man i carry my corpse everywhere

guess i'll have to use the metro

go that way really fast.
if something gets in your way
turn