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Funny Missouri Laws:

• Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
• You may not get an elephant drunk.
• No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
• You may not attack birds with any type of catapult within the city.

My favorite one is "You may not get an elephant drunk".  Where is Missouri would you find some random elephant just hanging out at the local bar?? :lol:

Guess I broke a few laws here in Missouri by having a yard sale in my front yard selling drunk elephants. BTW you can't find any kind of elephant equipment at Bass Pro shop. ;)

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