LoLReallyLOL.  I guess there should be a law against drunken elephants crawling across intersections-there are for humans.  In one state, it is illegal to crawl across the intersection (you can get your figures ridden over by lumber trucks hauling whales).

In Tennessee, it is perfectly legal to shoot Elvis Impersonators- probably that way in Nevada too (yeah probably an Urban legend.  However its funny) .  Jan