Here in Detroit, we have some really dumb ones...this isn't even the state level, folks.

-You may not let your pig run free unless it has a ring in its' nose.
-Men, you may not scowl at your wife on a Sunday!  There is a fine to this (don't remember what it is, but I keep reminding my husband of that.)
-Thanks to overzealous hockey fans and their damned Octopi, if the security guards at the Joe Louis Arena catch you with anything that they think you might throw on the ice, you're goin' to jail.  

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