Be sure to market it as New and Improved
Make it even more resource intensive so a huge video card can't just cache the maps with more seams to destroy the uniformity and too many poly's to run in a dynamics simulation even on a $4000 Quadro Card. No lagacy compatibility and cheaper then V4 (Pay Me To Bother with the Thing)

A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket
Charles Péguy

 Heat and animosity, contest and conflict, may sharpen the wits, although they rarely do;they never strengthen the understanding, clear the perspicacity, guide the judgment, or improve the heart
Walter Savage Landor

So is that TTFN or TANSTAAFL?