Sorry to troll, but geez, calm down already. If you ask a nebulous question like this you should be big enough to accept whatever comments people care to give, literal or not, without going into a flat, vulgar spin about it.

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Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)