*LOL!! ok..thebryster...only you can save me.. what's my malaise and what is the cure for it? :-p 

Oh that's easy! A simple slap on the butt with a wet kipper should do it.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...