Just a little reminder that staff are STILL watching this thread, and the less we stray from the OP's lighthearted idea (and keep it lighthearted), the less likely the thread is to get locked.  If you'd like to debate the finer points of the world's religions, it might be more appropriate to do so via sitemail ;)

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