A rock band are killed in a car crash on their way home from a gig.  Amazingly, they arrive at the pearly gates, where St Peter informs them of a few requirements.

"First of all, to speed things along, I need to know some information about each of you.  So, you'll need to tell me your name, IQ and profession.  Once that's done, I can make sure you each get placed in the appropriate department."

So the first guy steps forward and says, "I'm Alan Marsden.  My IQ is 168 and I play keyboards."

"Ok Alan", replies St Peter, "go to the first door on the right.  You'll find our philosophers, physics experts and theorists in there".

The next fellow walks up and says, "My name is Paul Bellamy, my IQ is 158 and I'm a guitarist!.

St Peter points down the hallway and says, "Second door on the left for you.  That's where all our sculptors, painters and writers hang out."

The third member of the band steps up and says, "Hi.  I'm Andy Wyatt and my IQ is 116.  I play bass."

"Ok Andy, take the first door on the left.  You'll find our Sports fans in there." 

The last one walks up and says, "I'm Nick Short and my IQ is 14."

"Really?" says St Peter, "What kind of sticks do you use?"

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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