Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
    
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.   

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
        
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

PoserPro 2014, Windows 7, AMD FX-6300 6 core, 8 GB ram, Nvidia GeForce GTX 750 Ti