I swear I wrote a prely to this thread. Whatever!

Sorry to hear this, Bobby. Being burgled isn't fun. Happened to me 3 times in the town I used to live in before I moved to Mars. It's a real kick in the crotch.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...