acrionx opened this issue on Oct 05, 2010 · 394 posts
dorkmcgork posted Sat, 16 October 2010 at 7:52 PM
it's funny that in the us we're still having trouble keeping creationism from being taught in science class. i would find it hilarious if the aliens showed up with proof that the universe is sitting on the back of a giant turtle. and typical, too.
not that anyone would believe it, no matter how advanced they are. it would be hilarious from the view of the humans at the time. late night comedy would be riffing on them all the time. "amazing that these guys can travel from one star to the next and yet be so intellectually challenged!"
but you know, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to drive your car from new york to l.a. believers and nonbelievers can get there equally quickly.
o yeah speaking of which:
there was a ufo thing on tv the other night. they were talking about film from witnesses from "artists in the nevada desert in the summer evening" and then went on to show those typical film clips,
you just know they were talking about burning man, right? but you don't want to mention that half the witnesses were on acid and the other half highly suggestible considering their environment.
but there is the reason the aliens were over burning man,
they were sad, offended. "we came from light years away and no one invited us : ( waaaa!"
hell, considering how people dress, maybe they were in the crowd there!
one can hope.
go that way really fast.
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