Quote - I never found God and then rejected Him.  This may be a surprise to our American members here, but most Brits don't believe in God.  We're very much a secular country and the few who do believe are generally regarded as being a bit weird.  I'm not making this up, btw.

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Hyacinth Bucket's Sheridan would be appalled! ;) 

Sorry, but the ahem gravity of this thread has left what remains of my brain cells quite giddy.