Yes, well, if he can pay 12K for champagne, surely the girl should cost at least that much. I say take all his money, donate it to a deserving person (me), and give him a purpose in life: earning a living. Dang, he's making Mel Gibson look sane.

I use an email AV scanner at home, but at work they figure being an intra-net is enough. Guess not. Don't get me started on the bloated AV they chose.