[Un?] Fortunately, I was born without a fine esthetic or anatomical vision. For years, I’ve read endless moans, comparing various parts of various figures anatomies to various forms of pasta, rope and other organic detritus. I’ve scanned and squinted and usually even when focusing on the colored arrows luridly pointing up a virtual crotch or armpit, I still don’t see it. It’s probably down to never having studied art or anatomy; either that or perhaps Brad’s stubborn refusal to let me go over Angelina with a tape measure. Given that Miki 2 was one of the few models whose face I actually focused on, I doubt that I’ll see her sister’s gross deviations from the Almighty’s divine plan either, but the debate will be interesting – or not.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken