Madonna's gone too far with the workout thing and Brit Brit's just gone too far in too many ways... But back in the day, I would have paid for a good BVH of their 'tongue in cheek' performance at the MTV Awards.

Seems like it might be difficult to get something good enough for closeups except for very specific characters and chaste brother-sister kisses.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken