We have two maltese shitzu who we share the house with. They are actually the girls' dogs, but the girls recently moved out (empty nest), into an apartment complex where body-corporate forbids dogs. To their credit, the girls come over a lot to wash and groom them, they take care of all those vet visits and all that stuff, so we just have the fun bit to do. Woe unto the cockroach who decided to cough at our front door, though: the din two small furry canines can make is nothing short of astounding.

BTW, maltesers are like the hardest dogs to train. And I don't alpha anything real well.

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehen
[it is clear that humans have contempt for that which they do not understand] 

Metaphor of Chooks