I used to drink Coors myself. Now I like Shiner Bock and Dos Equis. Some of the Sam Adams are also good.

For a time there was World's Fair Beer. Saying it taste like piss is insulting to piss.

I got a can of "Old Frothingslosh" once. That's "The pale, stale ale with the foam on the bottom."

Wonder what the little grey aliens drink?