I thought it was "Necronomicon".  Oops, that's done it.

Mom's upset now!  Well that and...i just ran into a snow bank and dented her truck. Last time she got upset...it took 6 policemen to take her down. 

Do you think i should ask the Ukie-Bear chieftess and her friend to come here to Camp Snoopie.  Maybe they could calm her down.