My pet hate is the use of the word 'momentarily' in place of the phrase 'in a moment'. I see it used more and more often. Especially by BBC newsreaders who used to epitomise the correct use of the English language.

So when I hear on the news something like, "We expect to see the Prime Minister momentarily," I damn well want to see him leap out of the door at 10 Downing Street and then vanish back inside immediately.

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