I am 44 and almost done with college since I decided to go back after I left the Navy.

 

One thing that drives me up the wall is the constant use of the word like when not comparing something or saying that one likes something. Last semester one chick said like 58 times in  just a couple of minutes. Turns out that she was Canadien, not sure if that had something to do with it or not though.

 

 

Some old ones from when I was in school.

definitions

female = iron man

hypotinuse = someone is in the upstairs bathroom

Elton John = 2,000 pound outhouse