I would glady sell my home, my car and my computers for the privalage of finding some 300lb Albanian lady with big bazooombas. Come on ladeez! I love you long time! Ladeez called TJohn need not apply. I give good jig-a-jig. You likee velly much!

Desperate of Mars.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...