Poser crept up behind me while I was minding my own business, banged me over my head then subjected me to a series of brainwashing procedures until I gave in and promised to use it every day.

Once I did that I then went through another series of brainwashing exercises until I agreed to give offerings of pretty models to Poser on a regular basis.

Fugazi (without the aid of a safety net)

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