One thing I just realized is when I edited the model, I cut it in half, edited, then mirrored the whole thing. Which now sticks out to me that those weird texture distortions are also mirrored. So it has to be something I can fix in the model. I'm still confused as to why they appear this way though. I did try deleting one of the problematic faces (on the model) and re-creating it/UV map it. Still, I get the same result. So maybe it has to do with the vertex and not the face. Normals seem to be fine too. I can't find any out of the ordinary problems in the model. The thing that gets me even more is I created a new model from scratch, following the same exact process from above (minus the fact that the above model was not originally created by myself) and I am not able to recreate the issue. Grrr. I don't want to have to model it all from scratch. That would drastically slow down my devious plans. (hehe)

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My most recent Poser animation:
Previs Dummies 2