"...he tried to come up with the answer for everyting..."

The answer to everything is of course, "42". I thought everyone knew that.

Also:

"If Stephen Hawking says there are black holes, I'm sure not going to argue."

Am I wrong to be amused by imagining what an argument with Stephen Hawking would sound like? If so, my apologies.

And why do I find the most pointless O.T. threads to be the most fun?

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy