I don't mind getting older...it beats the heck out of the alternative.

Has anyone besides me noticed that if you take advantage of the "senior drink" in a fast food joint, the cup is so small that you end up going back to the drink dispensers more often to get enough to wash down the meal?

That's why I just order a normal-sized small drink...you save more money by not wearing out your shoes.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy