Electro said: 1 martian year =1.882 earth years

18 martian years = 33.88 earth years unless like february 29th he was born on martian leap year, then he could be (18(76/45))1.882 or 57.15 earth years.

I was gonna make a witty comment but actually, Electro's comment is pretty amazing and something I hadn't realised.

In fact, this June I will be 56 (Earth years).

Kinda spooky really.

Oh and Rosie? Behave or I'll tell folks how old you really are....:lol:

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...