If all the ideas so far suck, then I see only one more option.  A friend of mine used to complain that girls didn't notice him, because he was on the short side, with glasses and a generally average appearance.  He used to say that a person like him needs to have "peacock feathers" to get the attention of the opposite sex.

This might work as in A, in the above image.  Spoon Guy is sporting an impressively large spoon.  This is not as common as a bright tie, showy car, or extreme facial piercings, but it could work.  A big spoon is an instant conversation piece.

Spoon Guy is also hanging around with an obvious weirdo.  This makes Spoon Guy look better by comparison.  Possibly this is an example of the Hegelian Dialectic in use.  At any rate, it could be a helpful trick.

You might also consider Bob's approach in image B.  He has the jelly bean hat and the Amazing Lightning Pants happening.  Dress flash, pull the chicks.  If there's anything pop culture teaches us, isn't it just that?  Go out and purchase some fab gear and use that as the peacock feathers which nature may have cruelly omitted.

So.  Peacock feathers.  That's all I've got.

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