I wouldn't want OP to use one of those dating sites.  he might end up in some situation where he wakes up in tijuana with a kidney missing.

in re: spoons, cage brings up an excellent point IMVHO.  just lookit how popular uri geller is with his spoon-bending™ , or even those guys in bars who see how long a spoon will stick to their forehead whilst somebody whacks the back of their head.